so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.
"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
Everyone in Metropolis looks up in the sky. Sometimes we see him, sometimes we don’t. But we always know he’s around