All Hail The Heartbreaker
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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According to sources, it costs about $20,000 to hire an assassin so if you ever think you’re worthless, just remember you’re worth $20,000 to someone out there. Happy holidays guys
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being shy is the worst thing ever i wish i wasnt shy because it ruins everything
(Source: sidnugget, via crackawack)
her little face jkhgkfyfh j
One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.
(via webofcontradictions)
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
(Source: 3033033, via musicandmicroscopes)
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
(via durrasic)
Lawrence is some kind of miracle. She’s rude, dirty, funny, foulmouthed, sloppy, sexy, vibrant and vulnerable, sometimes all in the same scene, even in the same breath.
(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via nerv0sity)
